di christmasssss

My last few Christmases started with skiing on the ski resort called Bloodec (hehe). And I allways try to break something. Two years back it was a hand, last year it was a finger. I am pretty excited about this year and cant help to wonder, which part of my body I'll molest this year. I was thinking, that maby I could skip the legs and start with hands again. Cos breaking legs is a fucking suffer. Not to mention that you cant walk for 2 moths!

Of course, that sort of things happens to me regulary, cos I dont have an accident insurance! So of course I break my shit for nothing (except to bless the nursess in the e.r. with my presence).

The thing is thou, the thing that I am excited about is, that by mathematical probability, it is almost certain that I will crash some hot, long legged, big brested, cute faced blond! Cos before, it was allways some fat bastard that gave me a shout later, when I was allready looking like some twister player that ''didn't qute get the game!''

So, I wish myself good luck, and see you on the beach....or in the e.r.