di christmasssss

My last few Christmases started with skiing on the ski resort called Bloodec (hehe). And I allways try to break something. Two years back it was a hand, last year it was a finger. I am pretty excited about this year and cant help to wonder, which part of my body I'll molest this year. I was thinking, that maby I could skip the legs and start with hands again. Cos breaking legs is a fucking suffer. Not to mention that you cant walk for 2 moths!

Of course, that sort of things happens to me regulary, cos I dont have an accident insurance! So of course I break my shit for nothing (except to bless the nursess in the e.r. with my presence).

The thing is thou, the thing that I am excited about is, that by mathematical probability, it is almost certain that I will crash some hot, long legged, big brested, cute faced blond! Cos before, it was allways some fat bastard that gave me a shout later, when I was allready looking like some twister player that ''didn't qute get the game!''

So, I wish myself good luck, and see you on the beach....or in the e.r.

My first time

What to say, to make things less painfull. I was thinking to make a few spelling mistakes, to break the ice, but that will happen anyways, so why hurry things up. Besides, you shouldnt ruin blog about nothing on purpose!

And whay would you spent youre precious time reading this nonsence? Whell, why not! I'm just experimenting how long I can drag this on before I'm spent anyway!

And now I end, becouse